A post-Valentine's Day ode

[railise]

Blame jagnikjen and mylogiceatsyou for this!!! XD Peer pressure is a terrible thing, and I am completely and utterly innocent. Totally blameless. Except for, y'know, having caved to said peer pressure by writing:


An Ode to Robin's Lace-Up Trousers

O, lace-up trousers, either cotton or leather,
We do so adore you, no matter whatever
You're made of (perhaps suede?)
Our thoughts are delayed
When you cling oh-so-kindly
To legs and/or hiney.
You once had back lacing,
But then, just front-facing
Fastenings were found;
Though, my fav'rite is bound
With the ties up the side
(Okay, so I lied;
The front is the best.
But, please go with my jest).
And, speaking of clinging,
Our... hearts, yes, "hearts," of COURSE, this is the word I mean, they were singing
With 3-1's cave wander.
We could not be fonder
Of an article of clothing.
You are equalled by no thing
That was worn in this show.
Just pants and a bow
Are all that we need
On our video feed
When it comes to our Robin.
(Though, we'd not be sobbing
If the bow was alone.
But for kiddies at home,
We'll go with the pants.)
So now, with this chance
To have shared a small musing
About our perusing,
I'll close my small rhyme.
My friends, take the time,
The next ep you view,
To show some love too,
For the gift we've been given,
The one that has driven
Us oft to distraction.
So, with satisfaction
That I've expressed just how splendid
Are the trousers, I call this ode
Ended.



**Thanks to desertrose9 for the assistance in rhyming "clothing." :D

Comments

[railise]

This is true. I am the Queen of Modesty. All should bow to my modestness. And that entire sentence is probably wrong, HA, although the sentiment appeals to my modest side...

Meh, let my words speak for themselves. They shall recognize my magnificence.

(heh, I totally would've done so earlier if I'd thought of it, but for some reason, I forgot they existed, lol)

:D

[bron-v.livejournal.com]

I'm in awe of the modestness of that sentance. Well, who needs to be right. Being right is for happy & succesful people.

Too true, too true.
... Although if we recruit everyone else on here to act as your minions, they may possibly offer you an even better role. Like ultimate ruler of the universe. Then complete power would be mine yours to do with as Iyou wish. Mwahaahaaaa

(You aren't meant to admit to that ;))

[railise]

As well you should be. Perhaps I should teach classes? You have an excellent point, madam.

Hmm, but I'm already a minion of Misha Collins... not sure how we're gonna swing this one. Mayhap I'll stick with poetry. (And why do I sense that there was an underlying message here??)

(My -actual- modesty was starting to eat away at my pseudo-ego, lol...)

[bron-v.livejournal.com]

With your talent, it would be easy money. because I, too, am modest, I will nod in a agreement and tell everyone I know what you just said

Hm okay, stick with the poetry. I'll just find my own way to complete power
(Underlying message? where? *looks shifty*)

(Do not give in to the Modesty Railise! hold strong! -however this conversation is distorting the definition of modesty in my mind- )

[railise]

I think I need to pursue this line of employment.

(Modesty is for people who aren't as awesome as we are... there, is that better? XD)

[bron-v.livejournal.com]

(That is such a genius definition, I would delete everthing under the wikipedia article for Modesty, and replace it all with that single line. But I don't want my IP blocked, so I won't. It's the thought that counts though.)

[railise]

I'm honored by the thought XD XD