A post-Valentine's Day ode

[railise]

Blame jagnikjen and mylogiceatsyou for this!!! XD Peer pressure is a terrible thing, and I am completely and utterly innocent. Totally blameless. Except for, y'know, having caved to said peer pressure by writing:


An Ode to Robin's Lace-Up Trousers

O, lace-up trousers, either cotton or leather,
We do so adore you, no matter whatever
You're made of (perhaps suede?)
Our thoughts are delayed
When you cling oh-so-kindly
To legs and/or hiney.
You once had back lacing,
But then, just front-facing
Fastenings were found;
Though, my fav'rite is bound
With the ties up the side
(Okay, so I lied;
The front is the best.
But, please go with my jest).
And, speaking of clinging,
Our... hearts, yes, "hearts," of COURSE, this is the word I mean, they were singing
With 3-1's cave wander.
We could not be fonder
Of an article of clothing.
You are equalled by no thing
That was worn in this show.
Just pants and a bow
Are all that we need
On our video feed
When it comes to our Robin.
(Though, we'd not be sobbing
If the bow was alone.
But for kiddies at home,
We'll go with the pants.)
So now, with this chance
To have shared a small musing
About our perusing,
I'll close my small rhyme.
My friends, take the time,
The next ep you view,
To show some love too,
For the gift we've been given,
The one that has driven
Us oft to distraction.
So, with satisfaction
That I've expressed just how splendid
Are the trousers, I call this ode
Ended.



**Thanks to desertrose9 for the assistance in rhyming "clothing." :D

Comments

[cleo-eurydike.livejournal.com]

Our... hearts, yes, "hearts," of COURSE, this is the word I mean, they were singing
With 3-1's cave wander.
YES

[kegel84.livejournal.com]

LOL you're a genius XD

[bron-v.livejournal.com]

Shakespeare would be envious of that genius.

[jagnikjen.livejournal.com]

LOL--wonderful, wonderful.

Just what I needed.

Thank you.

[ladyarcherfan3.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, that's brilliant! :D

[mylogiceatsyou.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, you are awesome. There are no words to describe, lol. And I can't choose a favourite part. Maybe when you said that yes, it really is our hearts. Ahem.

[queerlyobscure.livejournal.com]

This is a work of sheer genius. I am honestly in awe of your poetic skill and possibly a little jealous.

[dollysgirl04.livejournal.com]

Brilliant beyond words XD I will never look at his pants the same way. They have found a place in my heart (and yes I really do mean heart) as more than just the material that blocks JA's arse from view XD Thank you for the laugh XD